Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
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If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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