That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
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Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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