I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
vagina is talking i cant
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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