Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Randomize