You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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