the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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