So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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