wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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