i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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