Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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