home. puking in laundry basket.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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