I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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