New invention idea: vibrating tampons
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
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new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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