we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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