some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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