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it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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