If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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