currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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