then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
where are my eyebrows?
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