ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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