On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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