So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
The power of my boobs compel you
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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