I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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