Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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