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you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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