Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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