Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
My vagina is very pro this idea
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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