Well apparently he's into motor boating.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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