i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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