It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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