She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
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That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
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We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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