i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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