I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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