as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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