I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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