I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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