i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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