The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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