You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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