yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
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Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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