the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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