we're blogging at a bar
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
