I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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