She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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