Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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