i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.