I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...