on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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