can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I am one with the molecules
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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