My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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