Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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