I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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