What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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