i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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